Monday, May 15, 2006

Reservation: a plot against hiMduLidavaru

According to the opinion of most people I know, the recent increase in the mIsalAti for "backward classes" in centers of higher education has no impact on the numbers in karnATaka since the supreme court has ruled that the total reservation percentage cannot exceed 50%. This means that the reservation percentage stands at 50% irrespective of the central govt. ruling. Things change in the North (which is one of the two reasons why you hear most protests from the North; the second being the inherent asaDDe of kannaDigaru) If you differ, I'd like to hear from you.

I dedicate this blog to expose the corruption, impotency and consequent lack of vision of the central government and that of the "backward" fools led by politicians of karnATaka which instigates them to step in the direction of reservations. Only in the context of future harm to be wrought upon by the politicians is this blog relevant to ka-ka-ka.

Corruption

These ignorant gods (yeah, you know what I mean!) are corrupt to the last blood cell. If they can stay in office for one extra day, they're ready to do anything it takes for that day's sake. They simply ask the question: how many votes will I get if I pass the reservation bill? The answer is obvious, and it clearly shows that it is in the complete interest of these gods (yeah, yeah, once again!) to sing "may their tribe increase" for the backward classes.

The "backward classes", in general, are not to be blamed for not recognizing the corruption behind the reservation idea. They are easily fooled by the low-lying fruit of reservation, without an inkling of the fact that it's actually bad for them in the long run (more on this presently). I say "in general" so that I don't consider those bastards who mint money, black or otherwise, but get a fee-cum-passing-mark-waiver for their sons and daughters. Those are the adhamOdharu, and those are definitely to blame for not recognizing the corruption behind the reservation idea.

Impotency

This is the second, and hidden, reason behind the mIsalAti-vAdigaLu. What impotency am I talking about? It's the impotency to really solve the problem of backward classes. What are they doing instead? First they give them a free ticket to institutions of higher learning. Second they lower the bar on the passing marks inside those institutions. Third they create an illusion that the lowered bar itself is good enough for them to get jobs in posh software companies or hospitals (in this third they will miserably fail). In all this, all they're trying to tell the "backward classes" that "it is okay to be impotent; hey, you know what, please remain impotent and keep on voting for me! I'll get you an entry to whichever institute you please; and hey, you know what? I'll get you a job in Infosys or AIIMS!". Basically, they're trying to create a country of eunuchs who vote for them.

I have argued that reservation creates a country of incapable fools sitting in offices demanding capability. This is not what the "backward class" wants. Even if it does want this, that want has to be disregarded and it taught that it should want capability instead of its fruit directly. There is no short-cut to the fruit of capability. You can't be incapable and demand the fruit of capability. That is foolish and childish.

The govt. is basically proposing a shortcut to a hiMduLidava's success. There isn't one.

What is the right way, the "long cut" then? Listen.

The right way to empower the hiMduLidavaru is to ensure good education from prAthamika-shikShaNa all the way to unnata-shikShaNa, in kannaDa. The whole kannaDa-mAdhyama education system today is not built in order to create the greatest scientists and doctors and engieners. It is built only to create ignorant voters. It is built only to perpetuate a votebank of faithful dogs who will vote to power, who will lick the feet of the master who is the corrupt and ignorant politician. No politician in karnATaka today has the required number of balls to start real education in kannaDa and continue it.

Why? This is a difficult task. It demands work from the goverment, starting from hiring real people instead of fake educators. It demands work from the government to bring out real textbooks, hire real teachers in kannaDa schools.

The government doesn't have what it takes to really solve the problem. It's trying to hide this fact of incapability but is still trying to prove that it has the capability. This is the impotency I'm accusing the government of.

Verdict

The concept of reservation is a plot against the hiMduLidavaru by a corrupt and impotent sarkAra. The real agenda of the government is to retain them as hiMduLida nAyigaLu who will come back to lick its feet and press the button against its election symbol.

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